Aviation Joker Mugs

'Does anyone here know how to land a Boeing 747?'

Carefree luggage.

Fighter Jet Sneeze

Vampire on a plane

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

'The best part is being able to fly without taking off your shoes.'

Fume Leaks on aeroplane - 'Perfume? Drinks? Air?'

"RAF Recruitment Waiting Room."

Cow Pilot.

"Is this your husbands first flight?"

"There is no air conditioning in the luggage compartment so stand up straight and stop licking your nose!"

'Here comes the in-flight meal.'

'Catching lunch again Steward?'

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

Man comes through luggage collection conveyor belt at the airport.

'Captain, a passenger says there's a gremlin out on the wing of the plane.'

"A sad incident at LaGuardia Airport today as a depressed 757 landed and burst into tears."

"In the event of a water landing, your seat cushions may be used as flotation devices. And, your tray tables may be used to bash sharks."

Birds talk about flying...we land in the Hudson all the time - no big deal.

The first in-flight meal: "Care for some soup?"

' ... and that's a policy giving you flight insurance covering mid-air bankruptcies.'

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

'I always ask for a seat in the tail. You never hear of a plane backing into a mountain...'

'I went to wash the wheels on that European Airbus A380 by myself. I didn't know it had 22 wheels.'

I was telling him a story of my granddaughter's wedding.

'Your $5 gets your 3 minutes in the lavatory--now how much toilet paper would you like to purchase?'

What really killed the dinsaurs.

Who's on First

'Once you're seated and have safely stowed all carry-ons, we'll start the bidding for seat belts.'

The FS-2004 has a great new add-on!

Wordilly Durdillies - Rotery club

'You imbecile!! Didn't i tell you to watch our altitude?! / A co-pilot accidentally flies too high ending up in heaven and smacking into an angel

"Our flight's been diverted to Frankfurt - but remember, it is better to travel than to arrive."

"So son, this is the no-fly zone I was telling you about: although they are trying to shoot clay pigeons, it is safer to avoid the area altogether..."

"It means I don’t give a flying fuck."