Airborne Joker Mugs

Fighter Jet Sneeze

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"No, Doris, not implants!"

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

"Look, son, real estate."

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

Vampire on a plane

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

Airliner

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

Lady to angler whose line is snagged: 'You would manage to get your line caught in the one tree in this entire massive lake.'

Bicycle Sidecar.

Very drunk professional cyclist

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

"Is this your husbands first flight?"

"Those are the sickos that made a film of Zorg's autopsy!"

'Good morning Walters, I see you've mad a speedy recovery from your bout with smallpox!'

Man comes through luggage collection conveyor belt at the airport.

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

'The pro told me my score of 392 is a course record!'

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

'They're plowing you? -- how does it feel?', 'Groovy!'

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

"It is the complete works of shakespeare alright but the pig's claiming he wrote them."

'Does anyone here know how to land a Boeing 747?'

Who's on First

"Hey! Are we drones?"

Bulltoon: Constabull.

"Byeee... see you soon!"

Pull My Finger

'Once you're seated and have safely stowed all carry-ons, we'll start the bidding for seat belts.'

Brendan suddenly realizes it was a mistake posting 'Susan, will you marry me?' to the stadium's jumble tron.

"Would you like to pay more to switch your seat or would you like to keep the one next to the teething child and the five-year-old with diarrhoea."