Space Joker Mugs

'What do you mean, you can't look at the Milky Way because you're lactose-intolerant?'

"Those are the sickos that made a film of Zorg's autopsy!"

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

'They're plowing you? -- how does it feel?', 'Groovy!'

"We've found no sign of intelligent life on Mars...I guess that means men really are from there."

"Nothing to report, Houston. . . all quiet here!"

Intelligent people laugh too!

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

'Did you check the glove compartment? -- maybe you left the keys in there.'

Pole Star

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon.

"Your next pilgrimage must be to a bodega for milk."

"So a horse has 6 legs, forelegs at the front and 2 at the back?"

"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."

'Golly, is it that time already?'

HM Prison chapel, "try to think of the lord as a 24 hour video surveillance system gathering pictures for the ultimate crimewatch"

"You are hereby sentenced to one year of swimming with the people."

"And on the seventh day, God 'choked,' and all hell broke loose."

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

"Dad, if there's a plot to the universe, can you see any spoilers?"

Climbing to the moon

"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ."

". . . And how long have you felt alienated?"

Eucharist

And the Lord said: 'I created the universe. What on earth makes you think I'll be impressed by a dead goat?'

"They seem to be most concerned with what shape it is."

A flower beats up another flower - Genetically Engineered plants tend to be more aggressive than naturally grown ones.