Aviation Geeks Prints

For years pilots grumbled about the runway, so airport management was surprised by the grumbling when they finally fixed the problems.

Flight: Select your spot.

'This? It's carry-on luggage in that it carries ME on and I can fit in the overhead bin.'

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Servicemen.

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Walking Luggage.

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

Cow Blue Arrows

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

TSA Noah

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

The World's Easiest Airport

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

You must be this tall.

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

Geese's Thoughts.

Airplane Mode.

A private jet takes off

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

Employee of the Month Parking

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"