Aviation Buffs Prints

Laser Pointers

'I can't help feel like airlines are cutting back these days...'

'Welcome to crash-test flight 000.Please take your seat.'

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Wet Nursing Air Stewardess

"Two for Bethlehem, I assume you want a Virgin flight."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Servicemen.

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

Walking Luggage.

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

TSA Noah

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

The World's Easiest Airport

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

Cow Blue Arrows

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

Geese's Thoughts.

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'