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Helicopter weighed down by ball and chain

'I wanted to be a fighter pilot. But I'm colour blind. What can you do?'

'Geronimoooo!'

Food thoughts

Maternal Instinct: The Hatcher: "Tis an unusual kind of egg, no doubt, but thank Heaven it is still warm, and I feel the throb of young life within."

'So we lost your luggage -- You still have your health, don't you?'

'Here's a bag of nuts if you get hungry.'

'Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...'

Santa and reindeers being over taken in the air by a 'Taiwan Toys inc' plane

'How many frequent flyer points do you have?'

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Servicemen.

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

TSA Noah

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

Cow Blue Arrows

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

Geese's Thoughts.

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Airplane Mode.

Employee of the Month Parking

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."