Aviation Admirers Mugs

Helicopter weighed down by ball and chain

'I wanted to be a fighter pilot. But I'm colour blind. What can you do?'

'Geronimoooo!'

Food thoughts

Maternal Instinct: The Hatcher: "Tis an unusual kind of egg, no doubt, but thank Heaven it is still warm, and I feel the throb of young life within."

'So we lost your luggage -- You still have your health, don't you?'

'No, I don't do much flying. I'm just here for the peanuts!'

'Here's a bag of nuts if you get hungry.'

'Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...'

Santa and reindeers being over taken in the air by a 'Taiwan Toys inc' plane

'How many frequent flyer points do you have?'

"Hamid, Joe Biden left his Rolex here!"

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Servicemen.

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

Cow Blue Arrows

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

TSA Noah

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

Geese's Thoughts.

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Employee of the Month Parking

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

Airplane Mode.

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

'You know, just because they ask, doesn't mean you have to let them fly.'