Aviary Assistant Pillows

Trumpet and birds

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

In basket-case.

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"Morning, all!"

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Polluted geese

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

Fight or Flight

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"Would you like some wings?"

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

Good Luck!

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

The World's Easiest Airport

The World Wide Web.

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Shake it all about sign on desk

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

"Here's some of my work for you to do. It should be a refreshing change...for me."

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

"Call my broker, fax my accountant, and get my groove back."

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

Employee of the Month Parking

A private jet takes off