Aviary Assistant Mugs

Trumpet and birds

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

In basket-case.

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Polluted geese

"Morning, all!"

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"Would you like some wings?"

Fight or Flight

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

Good Luck!

The World's Easiest Airport

The World Wide Web.

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

Shake it all about sign on desk

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

"Here's some of my work for you to do. It should be a refreshing change...for me."

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

"Call my broker, fax my accountant, and get my groove back."

A private jet takes off

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

Employee of the Month Parking