Avian First Aid Aficionado Mugs

'I took a class in avian first aid. Now I can treat any wound I get from the birds.'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

First aid in mountains

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"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

So you're a mocking bird...

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

"I don't actually talk, I just mimic sounds."

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

Why would birdie need newspaper?

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

"I'm sure he'll pull through. He's always been a real fighter."

Caliologist

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

"Oh...Hi Bob, listen buddy, I'm in a meeting right now, I'll Caw you back."

'Can't you give the dummy mouth to mouth without getting romantically involved Mrs Wilks?'

'You reek of crackers.'

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Pediatrics: Anatomy

"Honey! What's wrong. . . Mommy get you a band-aid!"

"Would you like me to warm up your eggs?"

"Time to administer scout leader first aid protocol..."