Avian Cruise Director Pillows

Birdhouse Apartments

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

Why would birdie need newspaper?

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

"Well, we did book the Grill Suite I suppose."

"This is your captain speaking."

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized that we need a vacation.'

'I can't get them to leave. They want to sign up for another cruise.'

'Geez, what's with the delay?'

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

"He does impressions too!"

"I have a few questions, Miss Haspel, about your fitness to serve as the director of the C.I.A."

"The pilots are trained on all the plane's technology, but they're still having a hard time with the backup camera."

'Feeling a little sick, dear?'

"I don't think I'm going to be in today, I got a bit wrecked at the weekend."

Bon Voyage

"Why Bingo Sinclair is the world's greatest clown director"

'Eisenhower had an affair - but it was during the years of 'don't ask, don't tell.''

Pussycat says to Owl: 'This is rubbish, can we PLEASE do Ibiza next year?'

'Putting up a deck chair is a real bugger at the best of times.'

'This is your captain speaking!'

The Very First White Wine on Ice

New York Sightseeing Cruises

' Me....here?...Well...er...I remember getting on a Club 18-30 Booze Cruise!'

'We're running low on food, everyone. I think we should cut out the 'All-you-can-eat' buffets.'

"So, what did you used to do?"

'What on earth are you doing? Watch your flaps! Increase altitude ... ' Back Seat Pilots: another reason to make cockpits inaccessible to passengers.

"Can you believe my parents? Taking a 2-week cruise on my future inheritance!"

Man and boy looking at a birdhouse they have just built. It has a vacancy sign outside it like a motel.