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Cruise industry faces the Italian cruise ship disaster.

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

'Luxury cruise you said!'

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Sea weed harvest.

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

"Well, we did book the Grill Suite I suppose."

Actualities - Killing time whilst waiting for the Exhibition to open

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

'The first rule of enjoying fine wine is to make sure you and the wine are in the same room.'

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

What really happened on the EVER GIVEN

"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."

'I'm happy to report our use of air sickness bags has declined sharply since we quit serving meals.'

'This MUST be our ship!'

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

"Cheer up Skip - worse things happen at sea..."

Excess Baggage: Take lots of photos on your cruise so you can show folks what you looked like before you gained those 20 pounds.

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized that we need a vacation.'

'I can't get them to leave. They want to sign up for another cruise.'

"I'll go on a cruise, but not if I'm forced to learn things."

'Oh my God! HONEY look! There's a HUGE SHIP running aground!'

Russian doll maker takes a break. His flask of tea conceals smaller flasks, like Russian dolls.

"We're keen on a round-the-world cruise."