Avian Caddies Gifts

'That's business class.'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

So you're a mocking bird...

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

Bird Torture.

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

'I think he's lonely.'

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

'There's too many of us... I'm going to start forming a 'W'.'

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Why would birdie need newspaper?

"I don't actually talk, I just mimic sounds."

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

"Do you think the birds like me?"