Avian Accessory Appreciators Mugs

The Great Horn Rimmed Owl

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Do me next."

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

So you're a mocking bird...

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"I don't actually talk, I just mimic sounds."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

Why would birdie need newspaper?

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"Oh...Hi Bob, listen buddy, I'm in a meeting right now, I'll Caw you back."

Caliologist

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

'You reek of crackers.'

"Would you like me to warm up your eggs?"

'The penguin is upset...'