Avian Enthusiast Mugs

"Now when I go abroad I tell everyone I'm a Canadian goose."

'I never get tired of watching them.'

"I hate having my calls monitored."

"The flu is coming! The flu is coming!"

Polyclinic.

Lotsa Ducks.

The Cock Pit.

'That's the Government for you every time.'

Honk if you want to pass.

'I keep hearing voices, doc.'

'....Regurgitated leftovers again?!'

'He's very advanced for his age.'

'We could try to identify him through dental records inspector...'

Illiterate Geese.

Bird Guide.

'They come as a pair Madam. The other one's his voice coach'.

"I'll be lunching at my desk, Peggy."

"Geese today just don't seem to take pride in their appearance."

It's Not What it Looks Like, Margaret

"That's a plumage don't."

"Do me next."

"My God, you're right ... it all makes sense. I crossed the road because of my parents!"

"Well, you shouldn't say things if you don't mean them."

"I'm not saying it's the plague, but I wouldn't go buy a big bag of bird seed."

Birdwatches on a graph

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

"Get a life!"

The Sea Angler: And by keeping an open for sea birds - they have an uncanny ability to locate fish.

'Thanks for babysitting Jim: Joey should feel right at home...'

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

New employee

Pet bird on a lead.

'Do yo think his beak need trimming?'

'We should probably start buying smaller nuts'