Avian Enthusiast Mugs

"Now when I go abroad I tell everyone I'm a Canadian goose."

'I never get tired of watching them.'

"I hate having my calls monitored."

"The flu is coming! The flu is coming!"

Polyclinic.

Lotsa Ducks.

'That's the Government for you every time.'

The Cock Pit.

'They come as a pair Madam. The other one's his voice coach'.

'....Regurgitated leftovers again?!'

'He's very advanced for his age.'

"Look! A rare flightless bird!"

Bird Guide.

'I keep hearing voices, doc.'

Honk if you want to pass.

'We could try to identify him through dental records inspector...'

Illiterate Geese.

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

"I'm not cut out to be a builder, I was born to fly and sing."

"That's a plumage don't."

"Do me next."

"Well, you shouldn't say things if you don't mean them."

"I'm not saying it's the plague, but I wouldn't go buy a big bag of bird seed."

Birdwatches on a graph

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

New employee

Cuckoo from Nest Box

'Thanks for babysitting Jim: Joey should feel right at home...'

The Sea Angler: And by keeping an open for sea birds - they have an uncanny ability to locate fish.

"I'll be lunching at my desk, Peggy."

"Get a life!"

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

"Geese today just don't seem to take pride in their appearance."

My wife says she has to have your suet recipe. Seed.

The doctor says if it doesn't come out soon, she'll have to induce.