Avgeek Gifts

"I used to love to fly, but all that changed after 9/11."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

A Fairytale Update

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

Best before 65 million BC.

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

Jurassic Pork

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

Fluffy explains her string theory.

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

'The body is made up of millions and millions of crumbs.'

"Are we there yet?"

Brains - Java Man, Neanderthal Man, Modern Man.

'Flight simulator'

Freaks of nature exhibit.

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'