Avatar Creator Pillows

'This is my second Life alter ego Brian the Accountant.'

'The problem with facebook is that sooner or later, everybody figures out you're a dog.'

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

Happy Easter

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

101 uses of a dead cat: disguise.

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

Epic Battles

Moustached gentleman

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

"Social media stocks have taken a beating I'm seeing a lot of avatars on ledges."

Honey Costume

"I don't need therapy, but I'm concerned about my avatar. He's pretty screwed up."

"I'm your surrogate mother, son. I just provided the oven."

On the internet no one knows you're a nerd.

Candy Corn Dracula

He's very disciplined about his writing, three hours staring at a blank screen every morning and five in the afternoon.

Joan of Arch

What can I get you? A lemonade, and a scone for my avatar. No way. You have an avatar? Sure. Who doesn't? It's the hip thing. But that's just a movie concept. You're living in an imaginary kid world, right? If you say so. Okay, so one lemonade and one pretend scone. Real scone. For my real avatar. Don't let it get to you. How come I don't have an avatar?!?! You're cruel, lady. Give me my $5. Best money I ever spent.

At Halloween a little kid leaves the house wearing his father's construction clothes, tool belt and hard hat. In the window is a pumpkin with a hard hat on.

Fried Egg

"I designed it with A.I."

Internet Name Tags.

"Well, I've been struggling to write a book about my struggle to write a book..."

"It's about the world's smartest girl, her caring father, her fun-loving great aunt and her annoying, car-obsessed big brother."

'Graze in perfect circles. It drives people crazy.'

'On the internet, nobody knows you're a monkey.'

'All the characters in my novels are based on real people, for example the fat useless waster in my last one was you!'

Ian McEwan

"My novel? I've put it on hold. I'm writing my response in case I get asked to do on eof those 'How I write' columns..."

'He's spread...now what?'

'Hi, Mom. I volunteered you to bring cookies for snack time at school for every other day!'

I am Xzanta, warrior princess. Norman is a great believer in getting into role before he starts writing.

Suddenly Josh's mom's efforts with his costume seemed entirely inadequate