Avatar Analyst Pillows

"I don't need therapy, but I'm concerned about my avatar. He's pretty screwed up."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Off Duty.

"Are you talking down to me, Evans? Because I don't like it when people talk down to me."

"We do have on item the internet hasn't already beaten into the ground, ad nauseam."

"Social media stocks have taken a beating I'm seeing a lot of avatars on ledges."

On the internet no one knows you're a nerd.

'Last month's sales figures went very well. So well, in fact, they fell back and crushed the previous months.'

'If you're a public servant, what does that make ME?'

'Sometimes I wonder how things would have turned out, if I'd gotten Mom's eyes and Dad's hair.'

What can I get you? A lemonade, and a scone for my avatar. No way. You have an avatar? Sure. Who doesn't? It's the hip thing. But that's just a movie concept. You're living in an imaginary kid world, right? If you say so. Okay, so one lemonade and one pretend scone. Real scone. For my real avatar. Don't let it get to you. How come I don't have an avatar?!?! You're cruel, lady. Give me my $5. Best money I ever spent.

'I can't help politicizing everything!'

'I must warn you: I'm a level 85 Death Knight!'

Back in 10 minutes.

"Hey! That's not Rogers. It's his avatar."

'The problem with facebook is that sooner or later, everybody figures out you're a dog.'

"It occurs to me, Engelhardt, that I've never truly tested the limits of my power."

If you're a defendant, this necktie has 'innocent' written all over it.

'There's no raise with the promotion, but you do get to change your avatar.'

'Intriguing theory, Dr. Kleinherz, but the fact that the Universe is expanding doesn't necessarily mean that God is a capitalist.'

Equestrian Statue Meanings.

'Doesn't it seem ironic to you that your avitar is a fierce soldier and you live in your parent's basement?' - 'I think of it as being entrenched in an underground bunker.'

'This is my second Life alter ego Brian the Accountant.'

FacadeBook

Paradise

'We've come full circle. Now on the Internet everybody knows you're a dog.'

Latest social media panic...

Computer Dating Service: Be Careful What You Wish For!

'You could try changing your profile picture...'

'The dating agency matched me up with my avatar.'

Tall, Dark, and Handsome chats with Buxom Blonde.

"Do not interfere, Helen. This is between me and my avatar!"

'My social network friends would never find me. They'd look for a 20 years old, slim and sporty guy with curly hair.'

Two cavemen discussing a painting

Sen. Orrin Hatch (R - UT) Retiring after 42 years. Hope he has a nice pas