Autumn Humor Pillows

Fall, in summary...

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

Pumpkin patch

"Little help?"

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

'Looks like no Christmas bonus this year.'

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

"We don't use good and bad lists anymore. Now we have stupid, really stupid and completely nuts lists."

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

'Leave the Iranian airspace at once!'

'HO,HO,HO,WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF SANTA CLAUS??!!'

'After you ask him for the pony, ask him to pay for your college education.'

"Dear Santa, This Christmas please send clothes for all those poor naked girls on daddy's computer. Love, Veronica"

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

'I mind my mother, and I do my lessons, and I'm here for the quid pro quo.'

"This year let's choose a Christmas card design that reflects the situation the country is in. Let's go for a design that says: Bah humbug!"

'He wants to return some shade trees because they stopped working in November.'

"Just because you can go around the world in one night doesn't mean you can also do your taxes that way!"

"Still getting those hot flashes, Margaret?"

'Look! There's Santa!'

Snowman Romance

It was brighter than most, and Biggins allowed himself a quiet smile as he contemplated the immense speeds involved as it burned itself up in the atmosphere...

"Doesn't it seem like we just finished letting the air out of last year's tree?"

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

'One more thing -- My Dad says that if you bring me one more 'Alvin and the Chipmunks' tape, he'll rip off your beard and set fire to it.'

"I smell cranberries."

Santa Enjoys Venison.

"Sorry I'm late. We were delayed when Rudolph caught a drone in his antlers."

"This is the only time of the year when we get to hit the children."

'...So I figured with all of this free cooling why not install a data center?'