Autumn Hater Pillows

"I hate autumn."

Good News about winter

'I hate Mondays.'

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

Fall on a desert island

I hate Mondays and now I'm developing an aversion to Tuesdays!

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

"That's very offensive."

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

'It's not the global warming it's the humidity.'

"You know I hate birthdays!"

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

"Harold! Don't forget to get the eggs!"

Hot Chestnuts

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

Basic Instinct

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

Witch Bonfire

'This month I'll be cooked & my bones ripped apart in a wishing contest.'

"I'll see your two and raise you three."

Candy Corn Dracula

"Trick or treat?"

A sardine can combined with a cornucopia.

Brilliant reds & oranges. Muted golds & ochres.

A tree with leaves; a rake standing upright in a pile of leaves.

"We can't all be Great Pumpkins. Be satisfied that you're a good pumpkin."

Bonfire

"Dang it."

Boyd's raking days were over thanks to his New England Leaf Hound.

Pumpkin Flavored Pumpkin Seeds

Grace and Marion Jeddler dancing

But, mom, I don't want to go to summer camp!

Executive Conkers.

Autumn: A Time for Reflection

"Boy would you look at those colors? It's amazing, isn't it?"