Autoworkers Prints

'The new helium airbag was a mistake.'

'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'

'You have to stop bringing all that work home. You're trying to send a fax from our toaster.'

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

Our Cars Are Made By 100% American-Made Robots.

'From here I can monitor world stocks, or attend overseas teleconferences, unfortunately I can't get out though because the door's stuck.'

'It's called playing. Provides one with a sense of accomplishment - without actually accomplishing anything.'

Route 666.

"How come politicians don't earn mimimum wage. If anybody does minimum work, it's them."

Stimulus bust

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

Manual Worker

'If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?'

'It's a devil to start on these damp November Sunday mornings - luckily we have a sidesman who works for the AA.'

Barking From Home

'Choose, Fenwick ? me or corporatge clout.'

Curate talking to miners

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

'Of course it's not your fault, Smedley, but someone has to accept the responsibility.'

A plunger in an outhouse

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

"Do you want me to empty the ashtray over your head now?"

'For Pete's sake, Edward - You're a PINE BEETLE. It's a little late to go into the automotive trade now!...'

Dress down day was YESTERDAY - As a teleworker Colin sometimes had difficulty adjusting to the normal office routine.

'More people will buy our cars if we become a carbon neutral company.'

'Men at Work' sign indicates that the workmen are sitting around smoking and drinking tea.

'The president's speech on how well the recovery is going? Well, make a left at the abandoned mall, a right at the shuttered assembly plant, and a left at the closed steel mill...'

"Don't worry, man. President Trump will take care of us. . ."

Men at Work

"It means a chieftain tank of petrol."

Men resting.

'That charge is for my accountant because this job is going to put me in a higher tax bracket.'

Where's the difference?

As a teleworker Colin loved to be reminded of the horrors of commuting.