Autobody Shop Worker Prints

'Do you cover the deductible?'

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

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'You've agreed to work Sundays, haven't you!'

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

Auto Mechanic Birthdays

Stimulus bust

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

"In my experience, cars with hyphens in their names are the best."

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

'The new helium airbag was a mistake.'

"No the you shop noise doesn't bother me. This protects me from the incessant Christmas music."

"Mr. Rod, we know what's happening...you're laying us all off."

'For Pete's sake, Edward - You're a PINE BEETLE. It's a little late to go into the automotive trade now!...'

'If you lose your electrical charge before you get to a recharge, you just wind this.'

'More people will buy our cars if we become a carbon neutral company.'

'The president's speech on how well the recovery is going? Well, make a left at the abandoned mall, a right at the shuttered assembly plant, and a left at the closed steel mill...'

'The management of this shop take the threat of swine flu in their stride.'

"Don't worry, man. President Trump will take care of us. . ."

"It means a chieftain tank of petrol."

'That charge is for my accountant because this job is going to put me in a higher tax bracket.'

'Business has doubled since we organized that women's beach volleyball tournament across the street.'

Where's the difference?

"I had this weird nightmare. I dreamed I was a muffler! I woke up exhausted."

'The new incentive scheme seems to be working!'

General Motors.

'In the off-season I generally do some hunting and fishing, help out in my father's auto showroom, have knee surgery, and work out in my hometown youth center.'

"My dog chewed up my steering wheel. Then he started gnawing on my floor mats and now he bit off my seat belt. What do you recommend?"

'This may take more work than we thought.'

"I'm sorry, sir. The manager said, you bought it, tough s**t."

New Big Three bailout cars?

On strike at the sign shop

"Can you deliver that to me?"

Taking work home.