Auto Shop Workers Prints

"Can you deliver that to me?"

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

Our Cars Are Made By 100% American-Made Robots.

Stimulus bust

Auto Mechanic Birthdays

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

"In my experience, cars with hyphens in their names are the best."

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

'For Pete's sake, Edward - You're a PINE BEETLE. It's a little late to go into the automotive trade now!...'

"Mr. Rod, we know what's happening...you're laying us all off."

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

'If you lose your electrical charge before you get to a recharge, you just wind this.'

'More people will buy our cars if we become a carbon neutral company.'

"Don't worry, man. President Trump will take care of us. . ."

'The president's speech on how well the recovery is going? Well, make a left at the abandoned mall, a right at the shuttered assembly plant, and a left at the closed steel mill...'

"It means a chieftain tank of petrol."

'That charge is for my accountant because this job is going to put me in a higher tax bracket.'

'Business has doubled since we organized that women's beach volleyball tournament across the street.'

"I had this weird nightmare. I dreamed I was a muffler! I woke up exhausted."

Crash test dummy unemployed begging.

"My dog chewed up my steering wheel. Then he started gnawing on my floor mats and now he bit off my seat belt. What do you recommend?"

'In the off-season I generally do some hunting and fishing, help out in my father's auto showroom, have knee surgery, and work out in my hometown youth center.'

General Motors.

Where's the difference?

'Do you cover the deductible?'

'This may take more work than we thought.'

"You're a lousy grocery store."

New Big Three bailout cars?

"Do you sell backup cameras?"

Union Label is Edsel

'C'mon... I just want to hug you!' - 'Arrrrrgh!'

Museum: Old Detroit.

Detroit Bankruptcy

"Do you guys have an emergency evacuation plan?"