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'Do you cover the deductible?'

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

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This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

Stimulus bust

'You've agreed to work Sundays, haven't you!'

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

"In my experience, cars with hyphens in their names are the best."

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

'The new helium airbag was a mistake.'

"No the you shop noise doesn't bother me. This protects me from the incessant Christmas music."

'For Pete's sake, Edward - You're a PINE BEETLE. It's a little late to go into the automotive trade now!...'

"Mr. Rod, we know what's happening...you're laying us all off."

'If you lose your electrical charge before you get to a recharge, you just wind this.'

'More people will buy our cars if we become a carbon neutral company.'

'The president's speech on how well the recovery is going? Well, make a left at the abandoned mall, a right at the shuttered assembly plant, and a left at the closed steel mill...'

'The management of this shop take the threat of swine flu in their stride.'

"It means a chieftain tank of petrol."

"Don't worry, man. President Trump will take care of us. . ."

'That charge is for my accountant because this job is going to put me in a higher tax bracket.'

'The new incentive scheme seems to be working!'

General Motors.

"My dog chewed up my steering wheel. Then he started gnawing on my floor mats and now he bit off my seat belt. What do you recommend?"

Where's the difference?

'In the off-season I generally do some hunting and fishing, help out in my father's auto showroom, have knee surgery, and work out in my hometown youth center.'

"I had this weird nightmare. I dreamed I was a muffler! I woke up exhausted."

'This may take more work than we thought.'

New Big Three bailout cars?

"Can you deliver that to me?"

"You're a lousy grocery store."

On strike at the sign shop

Taking work home.

"I'm sorry, sir. The manager said, you bought it, tough s**t."