Auto Showroom Worker Pillows

'In the off-season I generally do some hunting and fishing, help out in my father's auto showroom, have knee surgery, and work out in my hometown youth center.'

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

Our Cars Are Made By 100% American-Made Robots.

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

Stimulus bust

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

"In my experience, cars with hyphens in their names are the best."

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

'If you lose your electrical charge before you get to a recharge, you just wind this.'

"Don't worry, man. President Trump will take care of us. . ."

'The president's speech on how well the recovery is going? Well, make a left at the abandoned mall, a right at the shuttered assembly plant, and a left at the closed steel mill...'

"It means a chieftain tank of petrol."

'Of course, the car shower is optional.'

"It's our new electric car. We call it the 'Volts Wagon'."

'That charge is for my accountant because this job is going to put me in a higher tax bracket.'

'Crash test dummy parking only' sign.

"My dog chewed up my steering wheel. Then he started gnawing on my floor mats and now he bit off my seat belt. What do you recommend?"

General Motors.

"I had this weird nightmare. I dreamed I was a muffler! I woke up exhausted."

Where's the difference?

"The new car smell is inadequate? Don't move! I'll grab our on-site aromatherapist!"

'This may take more work than we thought.'

'Do you cover the deductible?'

Union Label is Edsel

Employee of the Month: Mr Wiggles.

"Can you deliver that to me?"

New Big Three bailout cars?

"The car's affordable. Going to a tech school to learn how to use all its technology will be a little costly."

"You're a lousy grocery store."

"Do you sell backup cameras?"

"I've been out of work since the showroom closed down."

"This car is very economical on gas. Used hardly any getting over here."