Autonomy Pillows

"Is it wiser to be ruled or to be the ruler? Hmm...maybe it's best to be ruler of ones self while living the golden rule."

"I can't decide whether to run away or just get off the grid."

Carefree luggage.

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

Window Treatment

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

Cellphone Islands

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

'Mom, don't you understand? Those collars are symbols of subservience and repression!'

Government a la Carte

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

Punk Reindeer

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

So You've Cloned Yourself

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

Signing the declaration of independence.

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'