Autonomy Supporter Gifts

Do Not Resuscitate or Bother Me!

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

I am your BIGGEST fan!

"We'll soon have you sorted out, Mr. Fenton."

China

Storm chaser van with satellite dish and Storm in a teacup chaser van with cup & spoon.

'Of course, I do have a very supportive wife.'

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

'On that Noah thing, just rinse and repeat as necessary.'

The final stage of grief is acceptance. And the inevitable long and rambling acceptance speech.

"I can't decide whether to run away or just get off the grid."

You can't tell cats what to do. They belong to a very strong Union.

Ducttape Man! I'll mend your broken heart!

'I'd like to outlaw street mimes, too, but they have the right to remain silent.'

'Stitch-In-Time-Man saved nine people before tragically leaving the rest to perish in the tragedy.'

Lockdown Easing

Why cartoons have sides.

Grave with satellite dish.

Jumpin' Jehoshaphat's Witness. (Published previously on March 18, 2008.)

I'm not challenging your authority. I'm rejecting it completely."

"I set a limit: one pity play per actor friend per year."

I'm a fraug

"You say no one pays attention to you. Why do you think that... oh, wait, I need to take this."

Self Serv 1,000,000 B.C.

"I don't mind when you scream and throw things, but I hate it when you try to reason with me!"

Covid-19 in schools

"Is it wiser to be ruled or to be the ruler? Hmm...maybe it's best to be ruler of ones self while living the golden rule."

Commons Tattoos.

Shut Up

"All I really want is control over my own body!"

'Woke up in a strange town. No money. No friends. Had to hitchhike to get home. Luckily, I still had part of one thumb left.'

Chess cheerleaders jump up and down but don't make any noise.