Autonomy Lover T-Shirts

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

The Runaway Horse

Fight or Flight

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"Trail mix?"

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

An old man growing berries

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

Thug life on safari.

Fearless Frog Part 12

Zoo animals.

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

The circus diver.

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

Migrating cows.

Behind Every Stupid Man

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

Remote Control Duck

A Couple in A Speedboat.

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

"I normally don’t do this on the first date."

Welcome Ghost.