Autonomy Enthusiasts Mugs

"I can't decide whether to run away or just get off the grid."

Squeezing the Free Press.

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Chef copy robot

Wind Tunnel of Love.

UNFADED GLORY

Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

"Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Choose two."

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

The Idea of America.

Climbing with the baby

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

"This weekend was boring! All we did was go camping, biking, fishing, sailing, swimming, got to a game, go to the amusement park and go to a movie."

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

"Well, my paycheck barely pays the bills, I might need a second job, my wife is on my case, and my dad's in the hospital."

Nice park. . .

'The penguin is upset...'

The Dohertys, Bill, Sue, Ellen, Brad and Tina, complete the first trans-Atlantic picnic table crossing.

"You are a Democracy! You are free! The sky is the limit!"

'Nice smile.'

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

China

"Dictators of the world - you better do your maths!"

"It was a lot easier to keep up with the Joneses before they replaced their entire workforce with robots."