Automotive Upgrades Pillows

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Bob's Driving School.

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

"Perfect."

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

Bartlett's Unfamiliar Quotations

'If you're going to marry this geek, I suggest you get the extended warranty.'

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

'Hybrid technology does make me feel safer.'

'We've found the problem...'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

'I can dream, can't I?'

"This baby can take you from zero to cardiac arrest in 60 seconds!"

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

Repairing the UFO

I can be upgraded, can you?

"I'm having a little difficulty adjusting. The last place I worked was a lot bigger."

"Thanks for fixing the muffler."