Automotive Trends T-Shirts

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

'Those Japanese have gone too far this time!'

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

A Macaroni in 1772

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"Absolutely not!"

Keeping warm.

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Bob's Driving School.

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

"That shirt is so last year."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

"There are days when I wish we'd never agreed to him changing his spots"

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."