Automotive Pranksters Gifts

CLEAR!

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

'I told Dad you painted his car!'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

A Not So Grand Slam.

"I'm ringing you because there's nobody in the carriage to annoy..."

Disoriented while talking on his cell phone, Pat made a series of wrong turns in the unfamiliar office park.

"GPS wants me to stay put."

'I wouldn't consider you an environmentalist when your hybrid runs on half crude oil and half coal.'

"It's a hybrid if you think it is. Runs on gas and the power of positive thinking."

"..and I've recently had it converted to LGP"

"So tell me about your early years on the road..."

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

Road rage in the car-to-car technology era.

Tin man visits automotive oil change facility.

'What possessed you to stick a fork into the toaster?' 'It's easy to be wise after the event!'

"Yes, it does come with a tech package. It's called a battery."

'Let's take a break and go laugh at customers in the produce section trying to open those little plastic bags.'

'The fellow must have a pace maker because he collapsed when I fired the garage door opener at him.'

"And this model comes with a virtual mother-in-law in the back seat to make it feel authentic."

"Your '94 Nissan wants you to know she's fine."

'Deposit $1.00 - This is your final notice before we send it to a collection agency.'

New Big Three bailout cars?

'Automobilia Now: Lemon and Lemonaid.

'A £500 fine just for double parking?' - 'Yes, mine was the one on top.'

"You know... these speed camera shots are the only photos we have of that car."

"I think that last cone was more than a warning."

A Loyal Dog's Escape From The Parking Meter.

'Not only does this car park itself, but if it dents the car behind it, it leaves a note with the wrong phone number. Just like I do!'

"What do you mean I left garage too quickly?" - Mechanic still under car

"Clear!"

'Thank goodness I remembered to bring those spares!'