Automotive Pranksters Gifts

To scare the pants off of kids who threw snowballs at his car, Ray outfitted it with exploding fake body panels.

CLEAR!

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

Volkswagen Scandal

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

'I told Dad you painted his car!'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

"I'm ringing you because there's nobody in the carriage to annoy..."

A Not So Grand Slam.

Disoriented while talking on his cell phone, Pat made a series of wrong turns in the unfamiliar office park.

"GPS wants me to stay put."

'I wouldn't consider you an environmentalist when your hybrid runs on half crude oil and half coal.'

"It's a hybrid if you think it is. Runs on gas and the power of positive thinking."

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

Defense Contractor, Inc. Research and Development. It's a portable bathroom for navy ships. Heads will roll!

"..and I've recently had it converted to LGP"

"So tell me about your early years on the road..."

Road rage in the car-to-car technology era.

Tin man visits automotive oil change facility.

'What possessed you to stick a fork into the toaster?' 'It's easy to be wise after the event!'

"Yes, it does come with a tech package. It's called a battery."

'The fellow must have a pace maker because he collapsed when I fired the garage door opener at him.'

'Let's take a break and go laugh at customers in the produce section trying to open those little plastic bags.'

"And this model comes with a virtual mother-in-law in the back seat to make it feel authentic."

A Loyal Dog's Escape From The Parking Meter.

"Your '94 Nissan wants you to know she's fine."

'Automobilia Now: Lemon and Lemonaid.

New Big Three bailout cars?

'Deposit $1.00 - This is your final notice before we send it to a collection agency.'

"You know... these speed camera shots are the only photos we have of that car."

"I think that last cone was more than a warning."

'Not only does this car park itself, but if it dents the car behind it, it leaves a note with the wrong phone number. Just like I do!'

'A £500 fine just for double parking?' - 'Yes, mine was the one on top.'

"What do you mean I left garage too quickly?" - Mechanic still under car

"Clear!"