Automotive Passion Seeker Pillows

'Hurry-up... I'm waiting!'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Coexist. Coexhaust.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Mohammad's motors

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

'Your mother makes a wonderful spoiler.'

Car wash / Mouth wash

Caution, Student Self-Driver

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.

"Well, my paycheck barely pays the bills, I might need a second job, my wife is on my case, and my dad's in the hospital."

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

A man and woman use oars from within their car.

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

"Apparently it's my fault, somehow, that we have an S.U.V."

'They'll tax it less than my 4X4.'

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.

A mom watches as her children get into a large SUV using a staircase.

"Yep, she's gonna cost ya—your microprocessor's shot."

It says, "In lieu of gifts, please consider a donation to the automaker of your choice." Invite!

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

It started with a giggling sound in the suspension, then a noise in the ventilator, and then...

"It's perfect for commuting to college. Definitely a learning experience."

"Thank goodness for rear-engine cars!"

COWS: Spare cow

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

"The SUV scooter. For those who don't have the energy, yet still feel the need to waste it."