Automotive Irony Fan Prints

Car with anti-sticker stickers

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'How about a nice saloon?'

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

'Driving without a flag?'

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

'Our limo's here.'

Rest area - 12 mile.

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

"They don't build them like this any more. Heck, why would they?"

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

Ducks crossing.

"He adored that old car !"

'It's my prostate.'

'Wheel technical support line.'

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

"If I get this phone completed, fire will follow."

'Oh, good - you brought The Broom of Honesty, Dignity and Self Respect.'

"Okay, hold really still..."

People at work on social networks fail to communicate socially with each other.

A man goes insane from receiving too many ties.

'Mr. Jayson, get back into your bandages.'

Small person on board sticker on car - Little old lady getting out

Getting the Finger

'Happy Birthday, I bought you a car! It's an older model, but it runs great!'

Finishing Line

'Not so hard on the braking, Mrs. Buggins!'

'We've run all the tests, Doc, and can't find a thing wrong with it. It must b e psychological.'

'Okay, you're due for a lube job, fluid levels check and a new ball joint. Oh, skip that...this is my list...'

It suddenly dawned on him, this wasn't the tuesday night bridge meeting. (Man about to play Russian roulette).

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