Automotive Irony Fan Mugs

Car with anti-sticker stickers

"Do you buy cars here?"

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'How about a nice saloon?'

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

'Driving without a flag?'

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

Rest area - 12 mile.

'Our limo's here.'

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

"They don't build them like this any more. Heck, why would they?"

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

Ducks crossing.

"He adored that old car !"

'Wheel technical support line.'

'It's my prostate.'

People at work on social networks fail to communicate socially with each other.

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

'Oh, good - you brought The Broom of Honesty, Dignity and Self Respect.'

"Okay, hold really still..."

"If I get this phone completed, fire will follow."

'Mr. Jayson, get back into your bandages.'

A man goes insane from receiving too many ties.

Getting the Finger

'Happy Birthday, I bought you a car! It's an older model, but it runs great!'

Finishing Line

'Not so hard on the braking, Mrs. Buggins!'

Small person on board sticker on car - Little old lady getting out

'We've run all the tests, Doc, and can't find a thing wrong with it. It must b e psychological.'

'Okay, you're due for a lube job, fluid levels check and a new ball joint. Oh, skip that...this is my list...'

"Delbert very nearly 'made it' as a popstar in the sixties"

It suddenly dawned on him, this wasn't the tuesday night bridge meeting. (Man about to play Russian roulette).

'It's just our way of saying, 'to hell with high gas prices!''

I thought "E" meant enough.