Automotive History Pillows

Classic Car Auction: "I think I'm having an out-of -money experience."

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

"I know there's nothing wrong with the carburetor. I'm just interested in the stories it has to tell."

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"What old school? This is my life."

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Bob's Driving School.

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

"Perfect."

Computer Controlled Car

Bartlett's Unfamiliar Quotations

"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."

"Baldo, I don't care what you are...as long as you're good at it."

"Is there a problem officer?"

'Hybrid technology does make me feel safer.'

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

'We've found the problem...'

'Well, it wasn't the motor -- I'll try replacing the other stuff.'

"This baby can take you from zero to cardiac arrest in 60 seconds!"

'I can dream, can't I?'

'They don't make cars like this any more -- the country that built them disappeared.'

Road Test

Repairing the UFO

"I'm having a little difficulty adjusting. The last place I worked was a lot bigger."

'The robots have gone on strike...'