Auto History Pillows

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

"What old school? This is my life."

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Route 666

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

Smile

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

Car wash / Mouth wash

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

Nice park. . .

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

A man and woman use oars from within their car.

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

'Nice smile.'

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

Tyre speaking to psychiatrist: 'I've been under a lot of pressure.'

"Apparently it's my fault, somehow, that we have an S.U.V."

A man drives a car with the word "LAWYER" painted backwards on the front hood so that it can be read in the rear-view mirrors of other cars.

A mom watches as her children get into a large SUV using a staircase.

"Yep, she's gonna cost ya—your microprocessor's shot."