Automotive Curiosity Pillows

"Now, this car has an interesting history."

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Atomic Bear: Part 21

Coexist. Coexhaust.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Mohammad's motors

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

'You know, just because they ask, doesn't mean you have to let them fly.'

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

'Your mother makes a wonderful spoiler.'

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

Car wash / Mouth wash

It was her last day so Mary decided to find out something that had bugged her for years: what the button with the skull & crossbones was for.

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

Caution, Student Self-Driver

"Well, my paycheck barely pays the bills, I might need a second job, my wife is on my case, and my dad's in the hospital."

A man and woman use oars from within their car.

"Eureka!!" "Guess again, Einstein."

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

Honorable mention in science: the Nobel surprise.

'They'll tax it less than my 4X4.'

"Apparently it's my fault, somehow, that we have an S.U.V."

"Are they called 'x-rays' because the alphabet wasn't finished when they were invented?"

"I wonder what this was for."

"Who's the artist?"

"Yep, she's gonna cost ya—your microprocessor's shot."

Questionmark Hits Man on the Head

A mom watches as her children get into a large SUV using a staircase.

"What happened to what cat?"

'Who are you and what do you want?'

It says, "In lieu of gifts, please consider a donation to the automaker of your choice." Invite!