Automotive Curiosity Mugs

"Now, this car has an interesting history."

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Mohammad's motors

'You know, just because they ask, doesn't mean you have to let them fly.'

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

Car wash / Mouth wash

It was her last day so Mary decided to find out something that had bugged her for years: what the button with the skull & crossbones was for.

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

Caution, Student Self-Driver

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

A man and woman use oars from within their car.

"Eureka!!" "Guess again, Einstein."

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

"Are they called 'x-rays' because the alphabet wasn't finished when they were invented?"

"Apparently it's my fault, somehow, that we have an S.U.V."

"I wonder what this was for."

'They'll tax it less than my 4X4.'

"Who's the artist?"

Honorable mention in science: the Nobel surprise.

"Yep, she's gonna cost ya—your microprocessor's shot."

Questionmark Hits Man on the Head

A mom watches as her children get into a large SUV using a staircase.

COWS: Spare cow

'Who are you and what do you want?'

"What happened to what cat?"

"Thank goodness for rear-engine cars!"