Automobile Prints

Prehistoric salesman in used tire lot.

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

Parking

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'Sorry I'm late. My van broke down and I didn't know how to fix it.'

"Ma'am, are you aware of how many braggy, preachy bumper stickers you've got plastered on the back of your car?"

Econo Air-bag

Car celebrating because it is 'Sold'

'Harold is an auto mechanic. He just can't get enough of his job!'

In the Guru District

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"Why do they do that?"

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

The first car accident.

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"I need to tinkle."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"One year closer to college!"

Dog Park

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

'Are we nearly there yet?'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!