Automobile Prints

Prehistoric salesman in used tire lot.

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

Parking

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'Sorry I'm late. My van broke down and I didn't know how to fix it.'

"Ma'am, are you aware of how many braggy, preachy bumper stickers you've got plastered on the back of your car?"

Traffic School. Defensive Driving. No, driving a "Dodge" doesn't automatically make you a defensive driver.

Econo Air-bag

Car celebrating because it is 'Sold'

'Harold is an auto mechanic. He just can't get enough of his job!'

In the Guru District

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"Why do they do that?"

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

The first car accident.

"Google car."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"I need to tinkle."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"One year closer to college!"

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Dog Park