Automobile Interest Mugs

'Remember, if you have an accident, the newspaper will print your age.'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

The first car accident.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"What old school? This is my life."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'It seats two comfortably.'

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

Otto the SmartyCar!

"So...do you have a job now?"

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

Inflating Boobs.