Automobile Industry Executive Pillows

'We ran out of names like Mustang, Jaguar and Cougar,'

'...we have every new employee spend time on our assembly line. Eight hours, no breaks.'

News for Sale

"Boss, the customers can hear you cackling maniacally." "I've topped myself, minion." "It's not enough to run ads that tout our own excellence: we have to simultaneously tear down the competition." "Behold: my masterpiece." "'100 percent of those who drink Coffee King’s coffee will die.'" "Best part is it’s technically true."

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

Electric car

Volkswagen Scandal

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Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

General Motors.

The American Nightmare.

"We're having a lot of trouble with this model, sir - it's lasting indefinitely."

A world choked with people mindlessly on the move

Stimulus bust

"Which will it be - do we label it '20% free', and raise the price 20%, or label lit '40% free', and raise the price 40%?"

The sea of heartbreak.

Made redundant from Honda please help

VW scandal

Gas Pedal Sticking?

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

99 Cent Store

'Things are going from bad to worse in the auto industry.'

A Youtube video explained what I've been sensing for years: The auto industry is about to implode. It's going so well. But the average incentive per car is soaring. That means they're trying harder and harder to maintain sales. I saw another video that explains why: More and more people are leasing cars, because the lizard people have put fluoride in the water. Just 'cause one Youtube channel's legit, doesn't mean they all are. NASA's in on it too.

"This is like the time you had me sell water as a 'diet drink'."

The royal mint is asking for a budget increase. You have to spend money to make money!

"If cars are to go all electric by 2035 we have to make a few compromises."

OBSOLETE: Any state of the art vehicle you bought last week for mega bucks.

Bailout for General Motors.

Peak oil and the limited future of petrol cars.

"I don't think much of the new Post-Brexit model."

"It's a hybrid if you think it is. Runs on gas and the power of positive thinking."

Foreign Ownership Control in the US

"I guess our moral GPS malfunctioned."

Road kill - Foreign competition beating US auto domination.