Automobile Executive Pillows

The sea of heartbreak.

Economic Bailouts: Santa's sending his elves to save the automobile industry.

"And why didn't you issue a recall despite overwhelming evidence that it made your middle-aged male customers just look old and sad?"

The taxpayer will finally buy the auto industry bailout. Hell, they've bought all that undercoating for all these years!

New Cars.

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"Welcome to the future"

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Occu-Pie Mars

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

"And isn't it time we replaced the worn-out, meaningless cliches in our mission statement with some dazzlingly new meaningless cliches?"

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"He likes it."

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'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

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"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Create some buzz!

'If only every year was an election year.'

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

"Here, we do not procrastinate, we 'table' things."

Crap from the future.

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

"Oh dear...I don't think negotiations are going too well..."

"So let's roll up our sleeves and show that America still builds the world's greatest advertising."

'...we have every new employee spend time on our assembly line. Eight hours, no breaks.'

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

'Let's hope the new norm means that less really is more.'