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The sea of heartbreak.

Economic Bailouts: Santa's sending his elves to save the automobile industry.

"And why didn't you issue a recall despite overwhelming evidence that it made your middle-aged male customers just look old and sad?"

The TV spots touting early repayment of our bailout money have put us back in the hole...

The taxpayer will finally buy the auto industry bailout. Hell, they've bought all that undercoating for all these years!

New Cars.

Bailout for General Motors.

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Occu-Pie Mars

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"Welcome to the future"

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

"And isn't it time we replaced the worn-out, meaningless cliches in our mission statement with some dazzlingly new meaningless cliches?"

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"He likes it."

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'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

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'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

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'If only every year was an election year.'

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

"Here, we do not procrastinate, we 'table' things."

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

Crap from the future.

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

"Oh dear...I don't think negotiations are going too well..."

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'