Automation Thinker Pillows

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

"We want maintenance insurance."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

Claus 2.0

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

The Googler

Robotic Man

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."

Robots In The Boardroom

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.'

"Is all this confusion and complexity necessary?"

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

"Your job is to build an app that replaces you."

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

Meet the new factory manager.

"Why is it every time I need to go somewhere, the driverless car is taking itself for a spin?"

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

"We didn’t have enough in the budget to replace you with a real robot."

Employee of the Month

"Before automation how did humans endure work?"

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."