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ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Robot Parts $5

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

Claus 2.0

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.'

"My preferred pronoun is they."

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

"Of course I failed you — your essay was original and unique and obviously written by a human."

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

"Your job is to build an app that replaces you."