"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."
Automated Systems Manager Mugs
Start their workday with a laugh! Our mugs celebrating automated systems managers feature witty designs that make perfect desk companions for those who keep everything running seamlessly.
'Human Error .. Yet Again.'
Claus 2.0
'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.'
"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."
'Is this the new input device?'
"I do tech support for the cloud."
"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS
Where was I?
"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"
'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'
'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'
"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."
'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'
Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?
It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.
Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine
"I think earth's antivirus software expired."
'Ok, give me your username & password one more time.'
'The boss said to get rid of all the pirated software before he returns, which will be in about five to ten years.'
"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"
"Someone has hacked into our Computer."
We've already got one. A hidden microphone in the staff coffee area.
'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'
Early Tech Support
"Our cloud computing services include IaaS, PaaS, SaaS, NaaS, CaaS...and BaaS!"
'It looks like our data.'
"That didn't work either! I'm telling you, this is one AGGRESSIVE virus!"
The Escape Key
'We've got to upgrade our computer system. Downloading information on this one takes too long.'
'We want people to see the human side of IT.'
Kevin had a computer virus.
"Yes, binary is really kicking in."
'Sorry, Kevin. You have given an incorrect command.'
"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"
Automated Systems Manager Mugs Collection
Automated Systems Manager Pillows
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Automated Systems Manager Prints
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Automated Systems Manager T-Shirts
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