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"So tell me about your early years on the road. . ."

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

Sigmund Freud.

"I'm the bad guy..."

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Psychobabbling brook.

Agricultural Psychology

A Freudian slip...

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

'Carl Jung loses it...' 'don't tell me I made a Freudian slip - it's a Jungian slip!'

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

Psychiatrist with bust of Freud

'What the … ? How did those thugs get into my car?'

"I don't get it. I got a job at a fulfillment center and yet I'm still miserable!"

'I hate to say this but no amount of analysis is going to help; you need a better cartoonist.'

"Now then Mr Parker - are you relaxed?"

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

"You have to remember you're not responsible for other people's happiness."

"Don't worry they're all part of my team."

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

Jacques Lacan

'...And how long have you been having these hallucinations that you're seeing a psychiatrist?'

"You're born, you deconstruct your childhood, and then you die."

'Shh, wait! -- I'm getting an astral message from Sigmund Freud!'

Mister Oedipus.

"Doctor, your client with the multiple personality disorder, is on lines one, two, three and four."

'Okay, whatever you do, don't follow THOSE dreams.'

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

Motorway of the Self

You're making me very angry right now, Al. Did you know that before Rorschach came up with his inkblot test, he had one that involved blood spatters?

"Crosby, Stills, Nash & Jung"

Super-ego Surveillance