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Here's my drivers licence, And here's my lawyer.

"Yes, I know I told you that I scratched the car... You mean, you can't see the scratches?"

"Have you got insurance for this thing?"

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'I'm sorry. It looks like your insurance company doesn't cover pre-existing life.'

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"Do you buy cars here?"

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'After giving a recorded statement to these people, being grilled by 60 Minutes would seem like a piece of cake.'

'The doctors all tell me that you have great medical insurance. They think your coverage might last through most of the tests that they have scheduled.'

It's great for pulling the birds!

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

Route 666

Mohammad's motors

Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

Turmoil change.

'The scariest story I know is escalating health care costs.'

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

Smile

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'