Auto Insurance Aficionado Mugs

Here's my drivers licence, And here's my lawyer.

"Yes, I know I told you that I scratched the car... You mean, you can't see the scratches?"

"Have you got insurance for this thing?"

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

'I'm sorry. It looks like your insurance company doesn't cover pre-existing life.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'After giving a recorded statement to these people, being grilled by 60 Minutes would seem like a piece of cake.'

Mohammad's motors

'The doctors all tell me that you have great medical insurance. They think your coverage might last through most of the tests that they have scheduled.'

Route 666

It's great for pulling the birds!

Turmoil change.

'The scariest story I know is escalating health care costs.'

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'