Auto Enthusiast With A Fabric Flair Pillows

'You need a new bobbin.'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

I quilt therefore I am

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"I'm starting to think stripes."

Route 666

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

Smile

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

Car wash / Mouth wash

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

Nice park. . .

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

King Madras

Somewhere in France: The Fabric of Daily French Life Is On Display

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

A man and woman use oars from within their car.

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"